French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs
Overview
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Join a comedian (that's me) for a small group spooky and humorous tour of the French Quarter's dark history and haunted locations!
Do you like to laugh? Do you like dark history? Then this tour is for you!
Public executions, vampires, sick women, a petty ghost! We got it all!
I am a stand-up comedian/actor who's moonlighted as a tour guide since 2018.
People describe my tour as "it's like drunk history but the guide isn't drunk...that's just her personality!"
There will be a bathroom/bar break half way through.
I keep my tour small with no more than ten guests. I am not a sheep herder. Because of the small group size, gratuities are always appreciated.
So book the tour and allow the spirits and I entertain you!
*Age requirements: 18+ but if you have a cool kid who is tagging along that loves the macabre, send me a message and we can figure out if the tour will be okay for them.
*The tour happens rain or shine.
What's Included
- None of the places we go to require a fee.
- Alcoholic beverages Alcoholic Beverages
- Carbonated beverages Soda/Pop
- Bottled water
Meeting Location
Pere Antoine Alley
New Orleans, LA 70116, USA
Detailed check-in instructions, including the exact address, are provided with your booking confirmation.
Chartres St #
New Orleans, LA 70116, USA
The tour finishes at the old Ursuline Convent where supposedly they have vampire brides locked up on the third floor.
What To Expect
Jackson Square
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
St. Louis Cathedral
5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Boutique du Vampyre
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar
15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Old Ursuline Convent Museum
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Additional Info
- Confirmation is instant and will be received at time of booking
- Wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Frequently Asked Questions
(6)Q: What is the cancellation policy for the French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs?
A: You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the activity for a full refund. For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the activity start time.If you cancel less than 24 hours before the activity start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.Any changes made less than 24 hours before the activity start time will not be accepted.Cut-off times are based on the activity local time (CDT). Read more Apr 2025
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